Fool Me Twice

So just when you think it’s safe to put a little faith back into humanity, some jackleg wingnut comes along and reminds you just how far some of us are removed from the asshat mouth breathers that are nothing more than air thieves. I honestly wonder, sometimes, if I am of a different species altogether than the majority that inhabit this planet.

The details aren’t important especially in light of the national and global travesties playing out daily in front of our eyes. Maybe that’s why it’s stuck in my mouth like a bad piece of meat. Seems the more I chew it, the bigger it just gets. Time to spit it out. Hell, maybe writing about Jimmy Numbnuts is my way of spitting it out.

Seriously, though: honesty, decency, courtesy, respect. when the FUCK did we lose those? Yes, I know I asked this same question in a previous post. Still getting the same answer too. Sometimes I really feel like getting the hell off this trainwreck and disappearing into the unconnected void of isolation and it’s majesty. Too bad I am too old and have NOT the survival skills.

The audacity of some people to treat you as if you don’t matter should be grounds for tasering. We truly should be able to zap these Yahoos (and I mean that in the Swift way) square in the nethers so they can’t breed any more. Problem is so many of them have bred already that we are infested with them. Maybe will take a HELE to fix the issue by getting rid of the problem and letting nature start over. Sorry about the collateral damage, folks, but I just am NOT feeling generous. I wonder if any gene-seeders would care to give it a go again. If any of them are still around they are probably just as disgusted.

Ok…there…I spit it out. Now it looks like a blob of chewed up muscle, fat, and gristle. So yay to that!

13 comments

  1. A friend of mine with whom I pontificate endlessly and vulgarly each weekend always tells me that I am “a guru in need of a cave”. While I know that this is his way of implying that I’m not a good enough Buddhist (I never claimed to be any sort of Buddhist, but I digress), I still like it when he says that. Because it makes me envision a small, uninhabited enclave somewhere in the mountains where no people can find me, nor would boredom or loneliness entice me to find them. At this point in my life, that truly does sound like paradise.

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  2. Sorry I am not speaking to the social aspect of this, but this sentence….”So just when you think it’s safe to put a little faith back into humanity, some jackleg wingnut comes along and reminds you just how far some of us are removed from the asshat mouth breathers that are nothing more than air thieves.” This is fucking poetry my friend!

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